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I don't normally blog about music by dead Germanic composers but I find myself in the minority about the shaming of a (presumably paying) New York Philharmonic audience member because his cell phone rang and spoiled great art.
So I particularly endorse The Invectorator's take on this:
1) GET OVER IT. We are participating in a public performance. There are other human beings present. They might cough, they might sneeze, and they might call out “woooooo! Seriously, it's happened at a concert before. People forget to turn off their phones. They make mistakes. I have definitely heard the Philharmonic musicians make mistakes. Tolerating others is the price we pay for being tolerated.
2) IF YOU DIDN’T THINK CLASSICAL MUSICIANS WERE UPTIGHT BEFORE, YOU SURE AS HELL DO NOW. Is this going to help? Aren’t we trying to change our image? We all claim that there isn’t any “right” way to listen to a concert, but if the biggest institution in the city acts like this, it seems like we don’t mean it. In Mozart’s day, people were gambling, drinking and (gasp) doing it in the audience. Can we go back to that instead of turning it into a museum? How is our art supposed to live and breathe if the audience thinks they might get yelled at by the maestro for misbehaving? LOOK AT WHAT A BIG MAN I AM. I really think this is about power, one person imagining that they are in control of a situation and coming face-to-face with the fact that they are not, none of us are in control of anything. As Dr. Denis Leary once said “Life’s hard, get a fucking helmet.”...
I'm a considerate guy with a degree in computer science and I'd like to think I would be able to avoid interrupting a concert with the dreaded iPhone marimba. But I'm sorry, it could happen to anyone.
And it's not like my life hasn't been interrupted from calls during the dinner hour by Bay Area music groups asking for donations, wanting me to buy tickets etc.
As an alternative, because of recorded music via MP3s and streaming, I have the ability to listen to what I want when I want it, without additional social pressure to conform. At this point, I don't really want etiquette lessons in order to successfully participate in a musical life.
Of course, I also don't want to make the experience worse for my fellow listeners so this particular episode makes me even less likely to attend a traditional classical event. Sorry SFS, SF Opera and others.
On the other hand, I just received the brochure that mentions UC Berkeley's presentation of Philip Glass' Einstein on the Beach. Presumably, Berkeley-hosted minimalism will be a more amenable environment for real-life in America.
Most importantly, I think Alan Gilbert proved he is no Leonard Bernstein by missing a teaching opportunity. All he had to do was point out the cell phone represented an American multiplicity moment between the art of Gustav Mahler and the aesthetics of say, Charles Ives or John Cage...